Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (TV Series)

Bride of Po (2013)

Stephen Root: Junjie, Mu-Shi

Quotes 

• Po : Ha!

  Lu-shi : Po.

  Po : Junjie, let Lu-shi's... friend go.

  Junjie : Fine.

• Junjie : My daughter and I can't thank you enough for helping us in our time of need. Lu-shi is to be married tomorrow.

  Po : Marr - I see.

  [chuckles] 

  Po : lucky guy. anyone I know?

  Lu-shi : Well I never even met him.

  Monkey : Ah, it's one of those arranged dealios.

  Lu-shi : Yeah, pretty stoked about it. He's called "the dragon warrior".

  Po : Head definitely exploded.

• Monkey : So you trade him for plates?

  Mr. Ping : and bowls. That's how the restaurant business works.

  Mu-shi : Lu-shi, give Poe his present.

  Chen : Yes, sir. Po, I understand that you like action figures.

  Po : [chuckles]  Yeah, well, I did. When I was a kid a long time ago. No really no...

  Chen : [squeals] 

  Chen : I collected too.

  Po : is that a master shifu?

  Chen : The mono-brow variant.

  Po : That's the rarest one there is!

  Chen : I know! It's yours now or ours if you wanna go through with the whole marriage thing.

  Po : Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Just so we're clear, You're pretty, funny, good at kung fu, you love dumplings and collecting action figures?

• Po : Pillars of ouch.

  Junjie : [quivering]  Good n-n-name. Oof

  Lu-shi : Po, save shao!

  Po : Gotcha

  Po : Wow. Those muscles are very defined.

  Po : Thanks. I don't even work out.

  Po : Figures. Whoa!

• Po : Ha! Wa-ta!

  Junjie : [whimpers]  ,

  [yelps] 

  Po : I can do this. I can do this.

  Junjie : No, not if I can help it. I won a medal in stilt fighting years ago.

• Po : uh, well...

  Lu-shi : Po?

  Po : Uh, it's not - It's not that I don't want to, But-but-but maybe we should wait to and...

  Lu-shi : Wait? we can't wait. If we don't do this right now, he'll - he'll...

  Po : He'll what? to who? who's "he"?

  Mu-shi : Oh, this is an outrage. get on with it! Marry my daughter and step down as dragon warrior, you ninny!

  Po : But I...

  Mu-shi : Enough!

  Po : But I...

  Mu-shi : Go on!

  Po : I'm just not.

• Po : It was all a lie?

  Lu-shi : Yes. But, Po, I had to, you see...

  Junjie : you've said enough, girl and now to pay the price for your failure.

• Po : Ha! Whoa!

  Po : Ow! ooh!

  Junjie : Ha.

  Po : Wa-ta!

  Po : Huh?

  Po : Off!

  Po : Ahh!