The Simpsons (TV Series)

Black-Eyed, Please (2013)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Nedward Flanders, Sr., Principal Skinner, Dr. Hibbert, Waylon Smithers, Superintendent Chalmers

Quotes 

• Edna Krabappel : Honey, I know you feel guilty that you cold-cocked Homer.

  Ned Flanders : Please don't say that word in bed.

• Ned Flanders : Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting!

  Waylon Smithers : What's this about a fisting?

• Superintendent Chalmers : Mrs. Simpson, this school does not hire bullies.

  Principal Skinner : That's right. We...

  Superintendent Chalmers : Quiet, nerd!

• Ned Flanders : I want you hit me in the eye. If you do, we'll be even according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.

  Homer Simpson : So you went and hired a law firm, eh?

• Dr. Hibbert : You'll need to wear an eyepatch for a couple of weeks, but I'm afraid you might never see another 3-D movie again.

  Homer Simpson : But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.

• Ned Flanders : How long has it been since we prayed together, neighbor?

  Homer Simpson : This is praying? Get me out of here!

• Mr. Burns : [Sees Homer asleep, but wearing eyepatches with eyes painted on them]  Look at those wide-alert eyes. Now there's an employee with a case of the go-get'ems.

  [Homer snores] 

  Mr. Burns : Listen to that lion's roar of determination.

• Ned Flanders : [Dreaming of entering his own personal Hell]  Was this always waiting for me, or was it put up recently? That's all I wanna know.