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(2013 TV Movie)

Jaason Simmons: Baz Hogan

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Quotes 

  • Baz Hogan : Storm's dying down.

    Nova Clarke : How can you tell?

    Baz Hogan : Not as many sharks flying around.

  • Baz Hogan : [living flooded with bloody water]  Looks like it's that time of the month.

  • Fin Shepard : I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles.

    Baz Hogan : Or a meteor shower. Zombies even.

    Fin Shepard : Yeah.

    Baz Hogan : Black Plague. Aliens. But sharks? Come on.

    Fin Shepard : Yeah. Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks.

    Baz Hogan : Yeah, your luck. Sharks.

    Nova Clarke : Mine too.

  • Baz Hogan : We can't just wait here for sharks to rain down on us.

  • Baz Hogan : These sharks of yours have no etiquette.

    Fin Shepard : Etiquette? I thought you were Australian, not British.

    Baz Hogan : Tasmanian, buddy.

  • Fin Shepard : We got to get to higher ground.

    George : Take the freeway. It's above street level. You take the 10 to the 405. You're almost in Beverly Hills. And there is no way the ocean has washed inland that far.

    Baz Hogan : What make you an expert on Beverly Hills, George?

    George : That's where I live.

    Fin Shepard : George, if you live in Beverly Hills, why do you come all the way to the coast and drink at my bar?

    George : I don't know. I like the view, you know. There's the beach. There's all these scantily clad women there that pretend to like me if I buy them a drink. And there is my seat. My chair. My chair is always there.

    Baz Hogan : Plus you don't charge $15 a plock.

    George : Yeah. Plus, there is the beautiful Nova there who I am planning to marry soon. I sit around and think about it every night and day. Everywhere I go.

  • George : Why is the car shaking?

    Nova Clarke : What the hell? There are sharks in the streets.

    Baz Hogan : These fish surely have a hankering for me. It's like one taste of Baz just isn't enough.

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