- Gordy McLeod: The truth is, every human being on this planet is ridiculous in their own way. So we shouldn't judge, we shouldn't fight, because in the end... in the end, none of it matters. None of the stuff.
- Jess: Then the policemen comes.
- Abi: That was just a misunderstanding, sweetheart.
- Doug: Sometimes when grown-ups discuss things very loudly, people will get the wrong ideas
- Mickey McLeod: He let me play with his taser.
- Doug: Well, he didn't let ya
- Mickey McLeod: He didn't say I couldn't.
- Jess: Does electricity feel nice, daddy?
- Doug: No, not nice.
- Gordy McLeod: I used to tickle him and he'd go, "No, no, no!" Then when I was finished, he'd go, "More, more, more, more!" Which sums up exactly how I feel about living.
- Gordy McLeod: Oh I'm grand... apart from the sand up my ass
- [last lines]
- Gordy McLeod: [sees his dead brother standing over him] Frazer/Brent/Kenneth what are you doing here?
- [sadly realizing]
- Gordy McLeod: ohh... i get it!