- A young musician hopes to marry his beautiful Indian girlfriend, but his plans hit a snag when her family learns he's Pakistani.
- Settled in London, Aman hopes to marry Asha, an Indian woman also based in London. He visits her parents' house to seek their permission to marry her. However, his plans to impress the family start failing when they discover that he is a Pakistani.—Reliance Entertainment
- Aman (Ali Zafar), who is in London, hopes to marry Asha (Yami Gautam), an Indian girl, also in London. He visits her parents' house to seek their permission to marry her. However, his plans to impress the family start failing when they discover that he is a Pakistani. Total Siyapaa (Total Chaos) is about a series of unfortunate events that befall a good-nature but hapless Pakistani boy while visiting his girlfriend's parents, leading to some of the funniest, chaotic and outrageous situations.
Aisha has Aisha's father (Anupam Kher), her mum (Kiron Kher), her sis Jia (who is separated from her husband & lives with her daughter Anjali in her parents' house), her brother Manav (who is having a tiff with a neighborhood Pakistani guy) & her grandfather (who fought Pakistanis in the 1971 war).
Asha's mum is devastated when she finds that Aman is a Pakistani. She wants to have a private word with Asha & asks Aman to defrost the soup. The soup is frozen & bowl slips out of his hands, flies out of the kitchen window & hits a walker on the ground floor. Aman goes down to retrieve the soup bowl & the family thinks he has run away. Asha goes to get Aman back & tells him not to say anything about the unconscious/dead man lying on the street. Meanwhile Asha calls an ambulance to tend to the unconscious/dead person on the street.
Asha's mum is very irritated at everything & Jia says to Asha that that's why their dad is having an affair (as he goes to office very early in the morning & comes home very late at night). Jia's husband wants to come to take her back & we see him buying presents (cheapest available flowers & bakery stuff at 50% off). Jia later tells Asha that the reason she broke up with her husband is because he is a cheapo & didn't allow her to spend any money. Meanwhile, going through the family albums he realizes that he might have hit Asha's father with the soup bowl, but he can't be sure as he didn't see the man's face properly, but did witness him being robbed by a homeless man when he was lying unconscious.
He goes to the bathroom to see whether the man lying in the street is OK or not & climbs on the commode to glance through the bathroom window. Then Asha's grandfather (who is blind) comes into the bathroom & pees all over Aman. Asha's mother sees this & thinks that Aman was performing fellatio on Asha's grandfather. Asha's mom strongly opposes her wedding to Aman, but Asha retaliates by saying that her mum should concentrate on saving her own wedding as dad is having an affair. Asha's mum calls her hubby's mobile only to find it lying at home.
Asha & Aman rush down to see whether it's her father or not, but the man has been rushed away in an ambulance. Asha's mum & sis heads to Asha's dad's office & Asha & Aman tag along with them. At the office they find that Asha's dad Rajinder left a couple of hours ago. Asha's mom is devastated as she believes that Rajinder is having an affair. Then we see at the hospital Rajinder unconscious & being treated by doctors. Rajinder wakes up but doesn't remember anything & walks out of hospital & wanders the streets. He is picked up by 2 prostitutes who take him to strip club.
Jia's husband calls Manav & thinks that Jia is getting married to Aman. He is enraged & rushes to Asha's parents' house. Manav tells that Aman is a Pakistani & Jia's husband talks loudly about killing Pakis. He is followed by an ignoramus Brit policeman, who thinks he has uncovered a terror plot. Jai's husband reaches home & realizes that Aman is out with Asha, not Jia. He goes with Manav to bash up the neighborhood Pakistanis, who chase them down the street followed by the dumb policeman. When the policeman confronts them, Manav & the Pakis team up to beat up the policeman.
Jia is a huge fan of Aman's music band. While in Rajinder's office, she puts on music & dances for him on his tunes while Asha & her mother are rummaging through Rajinder's desk. Asha walks in on them & thinks that Aman is already cheating on her, just like her dad cheated on her mom. All of them return home when Anjali calls Jia to tell her that grandpa is dead. Turns out he was just sleeping.
Rajinder is thrown out of the strip club by a pimp & he regains his memory & heads home. Jia's husband apologizes to Jia & they get back together. Asha apologizes to Aman & they get back together too.
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