"Bob's Burgers" Family Fracas (TV Episode 2013) - H. Jon Benjamin as Bob Belcher, Jimmy Jr.

Tina Belcher : [to Jimmy Jr] Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.

Jimmy Pesto, Jr. : Leave me alone!
Bob : I know what you're thinking. I lost us the game and humiliated myself on TV.

Louise Belcher : Wow, that was what I was thinking.
Producer : The Belchers are back on TV, and you know what that rhymes with? I'm gonna make me a Long Island iced tea.

Bob : You have a bar on back of your desk?

Producer : You don't have a bar on back of your desk?
Gene Belcher : We need to call a surprise witness.

Bob : What?

Gene Belcher : The defense calls Henry Kissinger to the stand!
Bob : [When Jimmy Pesto drives his minivan around the block to annoy Bob] Jimmy, I get it. You won the minivan.

Jimmy Pesto : Face it, Bob. You were destined to lose. I knew it, Chuck sure knew it.

Bob : Wh... what do you mean, "Chuck sure knew it"? What does that mean?

Jimmy Pesto : What? Nothing. I... I have a disease where I say things, you know, and it makes me drive away...

[drives away from Bob]
Bob : Let's just go home and and never watch any shows on Channel 13 again!

Producer : Oh, come on, you don't mean that.

Bob : Yes, I do!

Linda Belcher : I might watch a little bit of "Pam's Court." Just a little bit.

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Jimmy Jr.