Major Crimes (TV Series)

Final Cut (2013)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

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• Lt. Louie Provenza : If he was such a famous film director, how come I've never heard of him?

  Buzz Watson : He makes talkies, sir.

• Rusty Beck : And, uh, can you... make Sharon think that it was, like, all your idea?

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Well... I have no problem taking credit for other people's ideas. How do you think I became a lieutenant?

• Rusty Beck : Uh, don't tell Sharon I talked to you, okay?

  Lt. Louie Provenza : My short-term memory'll take care of that.

• Lt. Louie Provenza : Flynn's on his way up with Elliot's ex-wife. Now, if my experience means anything, then she won't even remember his good side. And if Elliot was cheating on his current wife...

• Lt. Mike Tao : Just know, the second you call an attorney, and invoke your rights...

  Lt. Louie Provenza : I'll be arresting you for multiple murders in the first degree with special circumstances.

  Detective Amy Sykes : And the video of your trip to the county jail will go straight to YouTube, where it will live until the day you die. So be sure and smile at the camera.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : Or you can help us use this search warrant.

  Martin Elliot : Is this what you meant by Celebrity Threat Division? 'Cause I'm feeling pretty threatened right now.

• Lt. Andy Flynn : Never-ending budget crisis. Morgue can't get anybody out here until 5:00 A.M.

  Lt. Louie Provenza : It's okay. She has no place else to be.