Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Geoff Bell: Dean

Quotes 

• [Michelle's iPad plays Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love" at the pub] 

  Dean : Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in.

  [Michelle is about to turn off the iPad when Eggsy, now a full-fledged Kingsman agent, arrives] 

  Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : I rather like that song. Leave it on, eh, Mum?

  [Dean turns off the iPad] 

  Dean : Mugsy's back. You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son? Or are you gonna run away again and pretend you're going to court, dressed like that?

  Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : Oh, you mean this? No. I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row. He's given me a job, Mum. Comes with a lot of perks, including a house. Come and live with me there, Mum. Come on.

  [Michelle is about to stand up when Dean interrupts them] 

  Dean : Sit down, you! Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital, d'you hear?

  Michelle Unwin : Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go, please. Just go, babe.

  Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : All right.

  [Eggsy turns around toward the door] 

  Dean : That's it, do as Mummy says. Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours to knock up a nice chicken costume! It'll suit you, you mug!

  [Eggsy stops at the front door] 

  Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : As a good friend once said: Manners...

  [Eggsy bolts the left door] 

  Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : ... maketh...

  [bolts the right door] 

  Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : ... man.

  [locks the latch] 

  Poodle : Dean...

  Dean : Shut the fuck up. Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fuck...

  [Eggsy hooks a beer mug with his umbrella and flings it, knocking out Dean. He then approaches the rest of the gang] 

  Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin : So, are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?