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Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and do you know what every good film needs? That's right; an almost-identical remake masquerading as a sequel. But what happens when you're unable to get the cast of the original back because they're now too famous, and your sequel is too stupid? You recast it and change the sport, but will include some of the bit-part actors. Teen Wolf Too. Come on then. But I'm only doing it because I love you all... to suffer!