Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Kids Run the Restaurant (2013)

H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Girl #1

Quotes 

• Bob : Gene, why are you wearing that?

  Gene : I'm just a girl with a dream who got tired of hearing the word, "no!"

• Bob : Gene, I know you think you're helping, but stop it.

  Gene : I don't think I'm helping.

• Gene : Yay! Feet Week!

  Bob : No. Fleet Week. Why would there be a Feet Week?

  Gene : I don't know. There's Arbor Day. Who needs that?

• Dr. Eigerman : [after Bob and Linda return to the hospital after Bob's stitches burst]  Hey, it's you guys.

  Bob : Are there any other doctors here?

  Dr. Eigerman : I can't tell you that. It's doctor-doctor confidentiality.

  Bob : There's no such thing.

  Dr. Eigerman : I can't talk about it, but there is.

  Bob : No, there's not.

• Mr. Fischoeder : Sorry to interrupt, Belcher family, but, um, there seems to be a certain unresolved matter of my $5,000.

  Bob : Mr. Fischoeder, you can't expect me to pay you. I mean, they're just kids playing pretend casino. Why can't you play like normal kids?

  Louise : Why can't you bleed like a normal dad?

• Louise : Dad, I can't beat him, but you can with that.

  [referring to Bob's hand] 

  Bob : This... why would I play him with this? My hand's stitched. Plus, I'm not even left-handed.

  Louise : Exactly. If you use that hand, he'll think you can't throw scissors and that's why you're gonna throw scissors.

  Bob : But I really can't. My fingers won't separate.

  Louise : Yeah, keep saying that. We need him to think you think that.

  Bob : No, Louise, I can't actually do it.

  Louise : Great, so you know what you have to do.

  Bob : Oh, my God.

  Linda Belcher : That's my girl. That's my little mind-gamer. My little "Amarosa."

• Louise : Told you, Dad. I got you out of this.

  Bob : No, you got me into this.

  Louise : And out of it.

  Bob : In, in, in, in.

  Louise : Out, out, out, out.

  Bob : In, in, in.

  Louise : Out, out, out.

  Bob : Stop.