- [first lines]
- Aramis: What's the vital thing to remember in a duel?
- D'Artagnan: Honour?
- Porthos: [slaps the back of D'Artagnan's head] Not getting killed. By biting, kicking, gouging, it's all good.
- D'Artagnan: I was raised to fight like a gentleman.
- Aramis: Were you raised to die young?
- Cardinal Richelieu: Your Father was assassinated, its simply matter of common sense to stay away!
- King Louis: Common sense is for commoners, not for Kings!
- D'Artagnan: Er, what's this?
- Jailer: Mutton stew.
- D'Artagnan: [pulling a dead mouse from the bowl] Mutton is the one that goes "baa" and has wool on it.
- Vadim: We're going to play a little game to find out the truth. I'm going to hack your fingers off one at a time, until you admit to being a spy.
- D'Artagnan: And what if I'm not.
- Vadim: Then you'll be counting on your toes... but you'll be alive.
- Constance: [to D'Artagnan] If you've heard of anyone wanting a room, I'd be glad to know. My husband needs the money. It's not easy to find decent lodgers. Every time one of them gets themselves killed in a duel, or thrown in the Chatelet or murdered in some intrigue or other, it's a tremendous inconvenience. Of course, it's less cooking and cleaning. In fact, I wish my lodgers would die more often, so I could have an easier life.
- Constance: Things were very quiet until you came here, Monsieur.
- D'Artagnan: I'm sorry. You must miss that.
- Constance: Not for a single second.
- [last lines]
- Cardinal Richelieu: You were right about D'Artagnan. He has the devil's luck. But all the good fortune in the world won't save him if he chooses to be my enemy.
- Milady: Then I must help him make the right choice.
- Cardinal Richelieu: Oh, I don't suppose that there was any sign of the Queen's diamond pendant?
- Milady: None at all.
- Cardinal Richelieu: Pity.
- [as the Cardinal walks away, Milady pulls the diamond pendant from under her blouse]