Chef (2014)

John Leguizamo: Martin

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Quotes 

• Martin : Here you go, little man.

  [hands Percy a bottle of beer] 

  Percy : Are you sure? Is this beer?

  Martin : No, of course not, I would never hand you beer. That's *cerveza*.

  Percy : I'm 10, I can't have beer.

  Martin : You're not 10! You're kitchen staff, kitchen staff doesn't have an age.

  Percy : Dad?

  Carl Casper : You can have a sip.

  [Percy takes a sip from the bottle and makes a disgusted face] 

  Carl Casper : Huh? Like piss, right?

  Percy : Worse!

  Carl Casper : You remember that when your friends offer you a beer.

• [last lines] 

  Ramsey Michel : I just thought you and me bury-the-hatchet would be a good story. Reservations out the door. More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off. In the meantime, you just tweet me where ever you are, and I'll come running. All right? 'Cause this shit's good. Delicious. Delicoso. Mucho goodo...

  [walks away] 

  Martin : Hey hemet, that was a lot of talkin' and you not punching him. So what did the asshole say, huh?

  Carl Casper : I think that asshole might be our new partner!

• Percy : What are you doing?

  Martin : Dude, I'm putting a little corn starch on my huevos, man. It's a little too humid down here.

  Percy : Dad, wake up. Martin's putting corn starch on his balls.

  Carl Casper : [passes the corn starch]  Want some? Here, it's like baby powder. Cool your nuts... It's nice, right?

  Percy : Nice.

  Carl Casper : What's good is, in the morning, you can dip your nuts in oil and make hush puppies.

• Martin : Whose Bacon is this?

  Martin : Huh?

  Martin : I gotta watch this too?

  Martin : When I found out you better grab your ankles! Cuz here comes Papi Chulo

• Martin : Fuck Twitter. Come on, get out of here.

  Carl Casper : Why should I fuck Twitter?