- [Maddie took the blame for a false shoplifting accusation against Liv]
- Maddie Rooney: Because... Ugh! If I hadn't, the security guard would've caught you, and it would've been all over the news quicker than that picture of a ducking cuddling a kitten.
- Liv Rooney: Aw, man. Did you see that though?
- [Maddie giggles]
- Liv Rooney: It was the cutest thing I've ever seen.
- Maddie Rooney: Quack, quack, quack.
- Liv Rooney: Mew, mew, mew.
- Maddie Rooney: Quack, quack, quack.
- Liv Rooney: Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.