Halal Daddy (2017)

Colm Meaney: Martin Logan

Quotes 

• Martin Logan : If it's true renderers we need, Lorraine has to be one of them.

  Amir Aziz : But Mr. Logan, she hardly seems stable.

  Martin Logan : Oh, she's not. But believe me, Lorraine is one of the best renderers we ever had, she's savage with a knife. Gifted like, you know. Take a note, we have to make sure she's s till not self-medicating.

• Martin Logan : Now this, boss, is our elite task force. the creme de la creme of Sligo's unemployed.

• Amir Aziz : Mr. Logan, would you care to join us? We're just going for an Indian.

  Martin Logan : No, no, no thanks, I'll hammer on here iwth me to-do list. Besides, I don't know how to use chopsticks.

• Martin Logan : Cowboys and Indians, eh Raghdan?

• Martin Logan : Raghdan, will you have beer? Are you allowed?

  Raghdan Aziz : Of course, I'm a rock 'n' roll Muslim, Martin.

• Maeve Logan : Dad, the chap is begging you.

  Martin Logan : [sniffs]  No, he's not.

  Raghdan Aziz : Are you serious?

  Martin Logan : [raises an eyebrow] 

  Raghdan Aziz : [gets down on his knees]  Oh yes, Martin, Please, please sir, I am debasing myself here for you. Please, Pleeeeeease.