Halal Daddy (2017)

Nikesh Patel: Raghdan Aziz

Quotes 

• Martin Logan : Raghdan, will you have beer? Are you allowed?

  Raghdan Aziz : Of course, I'm a rock 'n' roll Muslim, Martin.

• Amir Aziz : We will talk about this later.

  Raghdan Aziz : No we won't. We never do.

• Raghdan Aziz : Sorry, I can't even run away properly anymore.

• Raghdan Aziz : [to his father]  You want... I don't know what you want. Just let me fucking fail if that's what I have to do, Papa, let me be myself.

• Maeve Logan : Dad, the chap is begging you.

  Martin Logan : [sniffs]  No, he's not.

  Raghdan Aziz : Are you serious?

  Martin Logan : [raises an eyebrow] 

  Raghdan Aziz : [gets down on his knees]  Oh yes, Martin, Please, please sir, I am debasing myself here for you. Please, Pleeeeeease.

• Amir Aziz : You know you don't belong here.

  Raghdan Aziz : I'm used to that, Papa.

  Amir Aziz : How?

  Raghdan Aziz : When have I ever belonged anywhere? In Bradford? To the English guys I was a Paki. To the Paki guys I was an Indian, and to the Indian guys I was a Muslim, and here... Here's as good a place not to belong as any. Better maybe. I can be myself.