Cordially Invited (2013)

Donald Imm: Uncle Hank, Abe Tuesday

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Frank Hardy : So, how are we going to do this thing?

  Ms. Faraday : Torture, right? This is a torture thing.

  Father Dowling : Aw, praise the Lord, I hope so. I gave up my Sunday for this.

  Jasa Kabob : Are those cupcakes for us?

  Uncle Hank : I'm the uncle. I should do it. If anybody should do it, it should be kin.

  Goth Caterer : No.

  [brandishing a kurki blade] 

  Goth Caterer : I've got this.

• Abbey Tuesday : Yowsers! Is this like a party? Is this a game? I love games.

  Uncle Hank : I got a game for you, you evil little witch!

  [raises a hammer as if to bludgeon Abbey] 

  Uncle Hank : How about Mr. Green Jeans in the observatory with a candlestick?