Cordially Invited (2013)

Maddie Howard: Abbey Tuesday

Quotes 

• Abbey Tuesday : Yowsers! Is this like a party? Is this a game? I love games.

  Uncle Hank : I got a game for you, you evil little witch!

  [raises a hammer as if to bludgeon Abbey] 

  Uncle Hank : How about Mr. Green Jeans in the observatory with a candlestick?

• [Frank prevents Father Dowling from pummeling the handcuffed Abbey] 

  Ms. Faraday : Wait! Why are we stopping him? Lord knows we all want to chainsaw that precious little smile off her precocious little face! She's evil.

  Abbey Tuesday : No, you silly gooses, I'm abdorbs. I'm on Team Good Guy. I help solve crimes and stuff.

• Frank Hardy : She killed my brother. It was the Nickelodeon Kids Detective Awards. Joe was singing because that's what Joe did - he sang. And then...

  [make a throat slashing gesture] 

  Frank Hardy : She was there coincidentally... My biggest fan watching, just lying in wait to sweep in and solve the case. And now... now, I'm just the Hardy Boy.

  Abbey Tuesday : More like Hardly a Boy. You're what? A hundred years old?

  Frank Hardy : Hey! Don't you fuck with a Hardy Boy, okay?

• Sheriff Buford : Hey! What the hell is going on here?

  Abbey Tuesday : Sheriff Buford! My hero!

  Sheriff Buford : She was supposed to be dead by now. I got the bags and the bone saw in my car.

• [last lines] 

  Abbey Tuesday : Jasa... I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine.

  [Abbey raises a knife]