- Logan Mitchell: I... I think you're my good luck chum.
- Carlos Garcia: Go on.
- Logan Mitchell: It's true. Look, when you're next to me, good things happen.
- Carlos Garcia: Oh.
- Kendall Knight: Okay, so I failed the best friend test - but you would have, too. What's MY favorite color?
- James Diamond: Blue. Your favorite food is veggie pizza. If you could own any animal in the world, it would be the ocelot. The nectarine is your favorite fruit. Your first crush was Elin Fekete because of her cute laugh, and, oh, do I know your biggest secret, and I'd tell ya, but I swore that I'd never speak those words out loud.
- Kendall Knight: Okay, that was good
- Reginald Bitters: The Palm Woods is offering a manager trainee program. It's the ultimate job when your dreams fail.
- Kendall Knight: True or false: James Diamond is amazing and never feels sorry for himself.
- James Diamond: True.
- Kendall Knight: True or false: Lucy Stone was also amazing but isn't the only amazing girl in the world.
- James Diamond: [sighs] True.
- Kendall Knight: When Jame Diamond is in the crib, and there is a pool full of amazing girls just downstairs, he, A, fights with his best friend over Pop Tiger tests, or, B, runs down there and gets his pool on.
- Logan Mitchell: So far today I've failed at stuntman, books on tape narrator, pet psychic, and now... chef - which I thought would be like a doctor in the kitchen. I'm callin' it. Time of death: now.