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Ja'far : Be wary of young boys who whip out their songs. A song is often a prelude... to a dick. A song is a dick in sheep's clothing!
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Ja'far : You must forgive our princess, she is youthful, but... well meaning.
Prince Achmed : [scoffs] Do not feed me a shit and call it couscous, Ja'far.
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Confident Hunter , Amputee Pirate Captain , Sea Witch , Jilted Witch , Scarred Lion : [Villians chanting] I only wished, I only wished, I only wished, I only wished!
Puppy Killer : [Cruella appearing] I only wished to have a coat made out of puppies!
Confident Hunter , Amputee Pirate Captain , Sea Witch , Jilted Witch , Scarred Lion , Ja'far : [Everyone yelling at Cruella] Just leave! What's wrong with you? Get out! That's insane! Why would you do that?
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Ja'far : Phenomenal cosmic power... shitty, shitty living space.
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Gazeem : I walked right into his shop, and I fucked his puppy.
Ja'far : [horrified] What?
Gazeem : [laughing] Ja'far! That is another common expression. Yeah! It means that I put that merchant in his place as *if* he were a defenseless little puppy.
Ja'far : Oh. Oh... colorful expressions in the marketplace these days.
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Ja'far : [reading] By royal decree of the Sultan and his executive branch, the entire 2D department is to be disbanded. All 150 of its members are to be sacked.
Captain : Mm-hm. We put them in burlap sacks and beat them until they were dead.
Ja'far : But those were men and women of talent and quality! All those masters of craftsmen just thrown right out the window!
Captain : [nodding] Out of the highest window of the western tower.
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Aladdin : But she's the princess. To even stand a chance, I'd have to have enough money to like, hire an army of assassins to kill the royal vizier and all the palace guards. Then I could sneak in and, you know, pork her. 'Cause dude, once I get my mind set on a chick, I just can't move on. Until I get this nut out.
Ja'far : Well first you must escape the Tiger Head Cave with your life.
Ja'far : [yelling] Then you can get your nut out!
Ja'far : [ominously] Your eternal nut out.
Aladdin : Nice.
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Ja'far : Okay Jesus Christ, I have no idea what is going on, but you're in no position to be handling that knife or this lamp!
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Ja'far : 'Cause after all I must be pretty great if you believed in me.