Hell on Wheels (TV Series)

The Game (2013)

Brent Briscoe: Jimmy Two Squaws

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• Jimmy Two Squaws : [babbling while riding along]  Yeah, I got me a young Squaw and an old Squaw, and the young Squaw is lazy. But the problem is that the old Squaw used to be the young Squaw, and she's lazy too. And now all they do is fight about who's doing what, and neither one of them is doing anything but fightin'. And that's why I sleep on the roof. Oh, now, I might go down there if I want a little jackrabbit stew or - or if I feel my sap a-rising.

• Cullen Bohannan : [checking on Indian player]  He's dead.

  Elam Ferguson : I reckon game over.

  Jimmy Two Squaws : No, you can't leave, the game just started.

  Cullen Bohannan : Yeah, well it just ended.

  Jimmy Two Squaws : You walk off that field, they will kill you. Lose or quit you die, told you before... Didn't I?

• Elam Ferguson : You sayin' we can ride up outta here?

  Jimmy Two Squaws : Yep.

  Cullen Bohannan : What about Red Bear's shame?

  Jimmy Two Squaws : Oh, Red Bear is happy. He just wants to see his children happy, especially Buffalo Face here.

  [indicating squaw with facial hair] 

  Cullen Bohannan : Is that his daughter?

  Jimmy Two Squaws : Yeah. He's been trying to get her married off for a long time now.

  Elam Ferguson : Married?

  Jimmy Two Squaws : Well, I said I'd do it if'n he'd let you boys go.

  [sighs] 

  Cullen Bohannan : Well, thank you. Congratulations.

  Jimmy Two Squaws : Well, thank you... Oh. I-I suppose they're gonna have to call me "Jimmy Three Squaws" now.