I will let it be known that the sole reason I watched this movie was because of Laura Silverman's name being attached to it.
The movie begins with bullying. Isn't that great? We all know how much fun bullying is, right? Nobody likes chubby little kids anyway, so let's laugh as our two heroes blow apart a loser's manhood with a firecracker! (GROAN) Are there actual minds out there that don't understand the issue of bullying in today's world? For the people referring to these writers as "genius"; Have you not a single recollection of ONE of the thousands of reports about teen suicide? For someone "in the industry", you must be wearing horse blinders to not realize how unpopular this crap is. It's outright stupid.
We jump years ahead to meet the adult bullies Jordan and Ted, played by the film's writers Jordan & Ted - Who lack so much talent & creativity that they ignored imagining different names for their characters. Jordan and Ted are two selfish a-holes who can't get laid as an easy setup for their plot device.
Jordan & Ted's fathers are kidnapped by Jeff the now grown little kid with no penis and his mom. Jeff plays a game with our heroes wherein their fathers will be safe only if they can have sexy-time with ten different women in 24 hours on camera as proof. Jeff's mother hands Jordan & Ted a roofie to help them along the way. YES, if you're already squirming uncomfortably about the flat blindness to current issues in the media, then you understand exactly how I feel right now.
Things start pretty slowly, but here we get into our fast-paced jog of using women as empty holes to be filled, while our heroes try to rape a Nurse. Yes, "rape", there's no other way to put it, and you'd assume it couldn't move forward past a rape. But nope. Ted tries to get a stereo-typical crazy homeless woman (She must be "crazy", she's homeless, right?) drunk and mount her.
I'll pause for a second to let the laughs fade ... "no"? We good? Okay -
Hey, remember the roofie? Let's use it on this kind older woman. Never mind how huge of an issue the current Bill Cosby allegations have been - Bill Cosby was the inspiration for these writer/directors. Try watching TV for 5 minutes guys!
There's the woman they saw dumpster diving, well if she's in the movie we might as well get up in that.
A female comedian provides a few salvageable jokes, right down to the daddy/daughter role-play with an enema. Did I just say something positive about this abortion? No, no, can't be.
And the finale I've seen in the comments that "you must see" ending(?) The end is arguably even worse than anything I've already mentioned. Now if you enjoy lame (saw it coming a million miles away) clueless tropes, then "sure" please watch til the end.
Jordan & Ted have made something that is consistently unpleasant. And not in a Those-Guys-From-Jackass kind of way. For these morons to label it a "Comedy" is all the evidence I needed to judge their incompetence.
This is two men that don't know anything about women in a world where Women's Rights is at it's biggest controversy. Nice timing crew!!!
This might be an argument over an objectivity between good taste & bad taste, but if you hate this movie as much as I did then our side has the majority vote.
The movie begins with bullying. Isn't that great? We all know how much fun bullying is, right? Nobody likes chubby little kids anyway, so let's laugh as our two heroes blow apart a loser's manhood with a firecracker! (GROAN) Are there actual minds out there that don't understand the issue of bullying in today's world? For the people referring to these writers as "genius"; Have you not a single recollection of ONE of the thousands of reports about teen suicide? For someone "in the industry", you must be wearing horse blinders to not realize how unpopular this crap is. It's outright stupid.
We jump years ahead to meet the adult bullies Jordan and Ted, played by the film's writers Jordan & Ted - Who lack so much talent & creativity that they ignored imagining different names for their characters. Jordan and Ted are two selfish a-holes who can't get laid as an easy setup for their plot device.
Jordan & Ted's fathers are kidnapped by Jeff the now grown little kid with no penis and his mom. Jeff plays a game with our heroes wherein their fathers will be safe only if they can have sexy-time with ten different women in 24 hours on camera as proof. Jeff's mother hands Jordan & Ted a roofie to help them along the way. YES, if you're already squirming uncomfortably about the flat blindness to current issues in the media, then you understand exactly how I feel right now.
Things start pretty slowly, but here we get into our fast-paced jog of using women as empty holes to be filled, while our heroes try to rape a Nurse. Yes, "rape", there's no other way to put it, and you'd assume it couldn't move forward past a rape. But nope. Ted tries to get a stereo-typical crazy homeless woman (She must be "crazy", she's homeless, right?) drunk and mount her.
I'll pause for a second to let the laughs fade ... "no"? We good? Okay -
Hey, remember the roofie? Let's use it on this kind older woman. Never mind how huge of an issue the current Bill Cosby allegations have been - Bill Cosby was the inspiration for these writer/directors. Try watching TV for 5 minutes guys!
There's the woman they saw dumpster diving, well if she's in the movie we might as well get up in that.
A female comedian provides a few salvageable jokes, right down to the daddy/daughter role-play with an enema. Did I just say something positive about this abortion? No, no, can't be.
And the finale I've seen in the comments that "you must see" ending(?) The end is arguably even worse than anything I've already mentioned. Now if you enjoy lame (saw it coming a million miles away) clueless tropes, then "sure" please watch til the end.
Jordan & Ted have made something that is consistently unpleasant. And not in a Those-Guys-From-Jackass kind of way. For these morons to label it a "Comedy" is all the evidence I needed to judge their incompetence.
This is two men that don't know anything about women in a world where Women's Rights is at it's biggest controversy. Nice timing crew!!!
This might be an argument over an objectivity between good taste & bad taste, but if you hate this movie as much as I did then our side has the majority vote.