Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Muscles (2013)

Dana Snyder: Master Shake

Quotes 

• Master Shake's Muscles : So, stop asking or I'll ask you to leave the room, and then it will be rhetorical, friend! 'Cuz you'll be only three blocks away with a cave dead head, wearing your ass on a dog collar!

  Master Shake : Yeah, how about you open your ears, Frylock? And listen to my chest with the...

  Master Shake's Muscles : You listen too, drink cup! 'Cuz I'm only going to say this once. I'm running the show! And if you cost me, I'll crush your legs in a direction they ain't supposed to go!

  Master Shake : May I ask please... who you are?

  Master Shake's Muscles : I'm your muscles! You get one question and you used it! Next question!

  Master Shake : How... how did you get there?

  Master Shake's Muscles : I told you one question!

  Master Shake : But then, you said next question.

  Master Shake's Muscles : The next time you open your mouth, it will be to show the dentist what he's going to be working on for the next six months! Fucking teeth!

• Carl Brutananadilewski : Wait, back away from the home entertainment center! I still got three more payments on that plasma!

  Master Shake's Muscles : Shut the word hole in your face before I fill it with angry diharrea! I want all of the rest of your muscle drink right now!

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Here. I got you a new flavor, new flavor. Blueberry Butt Rape. Ah-ah-ah. Fourteen... American... dollars.

  [Muscles stare at him] 

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Did I stutter?

  Master Shake's Muscles : Oh, shoot. I don't have fourteen dollars. Um, do you have fourteen dollars?

  Master Shake : Don't look at me, I'm broke.

  Frylock : Try these. It's uh, they're muscle mints. And I've got some vitamins. And they're free, too. Here, take them all!

  Master Shake's Muscles : Give me all of them.

  [the muscles fell unconscious]