- Spider-Man: [to Spider-Man 2099] Talons on your hands and feet? I got an adamantium nail clipper if you wanna borrow it.
- Spider-Man 2099: You're Spider-Man? Spider-Man is just a legend from the past that someone's trying to re-create - unsuccessfully.
- Spider-Man: Are you dissing the threads? Oh come on! This is classic. Red and blue! What... did you say a legend?
- Spider-Man 2099: You don't even know who you're pretending to be. It's all just a joke to you!
- Spider-Girl: You can get all the power and tech upgrades that you want, Goblin. But you're never gonna beat Spider-Girl and her amazing friend.
- Spider-Man: Once again! Not a sidekick!
- Spider-Man: You need to listen to me. There's someone after you.
- Spider-Man 2099: Yeah? Well, welcome to my life pretty much every day. Who is it this time?
- [their Spider Senses go off and they dodge missiles fired at them]
- Spider-Man: Him.
- [Goblin hovers into view on his glider]
- Green Goblin: You made the trip and a friend and brought him out into the opening for me.
- Spider-Man 2099: You really are him. The Spider-Man. You saved the day.
- Spider-Man: *We* saved the day. Without you, people would've lost their lives. Face it, this city needs a Spider-Man and you're it. If you give up, the legend ends and everyone loses hope.
- Spider-Man 2099: There's a good reason you're a legend.
- Spider-Man: Me? A legend? Yeah, no. I just try to do my best.
- Norma Osborn: [after drinking the Goblin serum] Now I can finally destroy Spider-Girl and as a bonus, her new little sidekick.
- Spider-Man: Uh, sidekick?