Pride (I) (2014)

Imelda Staunton: Hefina

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Quotes 

• Dai : Where are you from?

  Gethin : Rhyl, originally.

  Dai : [Hefina, Dai and Cliff turn serious]  No, no way.

  Hefina : [to Johnathan]  Listen, we don't mind the gays, and the lesbians, that's fine. But don't you dare be bringing people from North Wales down here!

  [an awkward silence follows and they all laugh] 

• Hefina : What the hell do you think you're doing?

  Carl : Just talking to Kev about something.

  Hefina : You can talk to Kev any day of the week. Get over there and find a gay or a lesbian right now.

  Carl : Look, Hefina, I've shaken their hands, I've bought them a pint. See? I don't wanna labor the point, do I? I might, you know, give them the wrong impression.

  Kevin : Right.

  Hefina : [Sarcastically]  Oh, Right. Because you're so bloody irresistible, is that it, Carl Evans?

  Hefina : [Seriously]  Listen to me, I've seen you dancing round my backyard with no clothes on since you were this high, and I can tell you right now, these gays have thrown better away.

• [Snooping Around Jonathan and Gethin's Spare Room] 

  Hefina : What I want to know is...

  [Pulls Out a Pink Dildo] 

  Hefina : What's this?

  [Hefina, Sian, Margaret, Gwen and Gail All Start Laughing] 

  Sian : Hefina! Put That Back Immediately!

  Hefina : That's nothing. Here, look what else I've found.

  Margaret : You never went under his bed!

  [Pulls Out a Gay Porno Mag, Women Start Laughing Harder] 

  Hefina : When was the last time you saw anything like that, huh? When? When?

  [Cut to Gethin and Jonathan Trying to Sleep in Their Room, Women Hysterically Laughing Coming in from the Other Room] 

  Jonathan : Don't those women ever sleep?

  [Cut Back to The Women in The Spare Room] 

  Hefina : Jesus God that takes me back!

  [Hysterical Laughter Continues] 

• Hefina : [laughing while holding a dildo in one hand and a gay magazine in the other]  Jesus God that takes me back!