Pride (I) (2014)

Kyle Rees: Carl

Quotes 

• Hefina : What the hell do you think you're doing?

  Carl : Just talking to Kev about something.

  Hefina : You can talk to Kev any day of the week. Get over there and find a gay or a lesbian right now.

  Carl : Look, Hefina, I've shaken their hands, I've bought them a pint. See? I don't wanna labor the point, do I? I might, you know, give them the wrong impression.

  Kevin : Right.

  Hefina : [Sarcastically]  Oh, Right. Because you're so bloody irresistible, is that it, Carl Evans?

  Hefina : [Seriously]  Listen to me, I've seen you dancing round my backyard with no clothes on since you were this high, and I can tell you right now, these gays have thrown better away.

• Gary : [after seeing CARL outside the union hall talking to JONATHAN]  Oy! What the hell was that about?

  Kevin : He's gonna give him dance lessons.

  Gary : You'll start prancing about like that?

  Carl : Listen, if you want to spend the rest of your life standing in a bar wishing you could talk to Debbie Thomas, that's all right with me. I'm gonna be a woman magnet!