- Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [to Jackson Gibbs] You order food here, and you don't eat it, this waitress, she takes it personal. I've seen her cry.
- [Arguing about who has point, Tony and Tim speak in perfect unison]
- Timothy McGee, Anthony DiNozzo: Update. Go...! What?
- [Last lines]
- Jackson Gibbs: But what you did was more than you know. You made my boy possible, Walter. And he helps people, Walter. He's a good man.
- [Turning to look directly at his son]
- Jackson Gibbs: He's the best person I know.
- Walter Beck: [On his deathbed, shakes hands] Jack. Thank you. Thank you.
- Jackson Gibbs: I appreciate the offer, Leroy. I do. maybe I'll take you up on it when I start getting old.
- Timothy McGee: Delilah? What, are you two friends now?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Did she say anything about my head?
- Abby Sciuto: Um... let's just focus, okay?
- Timothy McGee: Why are you on my phone?
- Anthony DiNozzo: Because it rang, and I answered it. Delilah said she's gonna pick up your food tonight, so you're gonna have dinner together.
- Timothy McGee: Oh, yeah? Did she also mention that your head's too big for your body? Because that's what all of her friends said when they saw your picture.
- Anthony DiNozzo: What picture?
- Timothy McGee: Let's just stick to the case, okay?