- Pete Rooney: We met with the music industry's top managers. We all decided to hire Becki Bickelhoff. She represents the biggest names in music today.
- Karen Rooney: We've never heard of any of them. But to be fair, the last record we bought was... a record.
- Parker Rooney: Lovie Dovie Lizard; I haven't played with her since I was two, and I forgot she could do this:
- [pulls the string on the toy]
- Lovie Dovie Lizard: If you were Thursday, I'd want every day to be Thursday.
- [giggles]
- Parker Rooney: Dad's giving me a dollar for every love note I "write." And this stupid thing says a million stupid things. I'm gonna be stupid rich.
- Maddie Rooney: It's just that, you've been working so much, and I'm going to be leaving for the Junior Olympics basketball soon.
- Diggie: Don't remind me. I already miss you.
- Stains: Aww. Love. BLEAGH!