- Barney Stinson: Mom, I'm not marrying some future possibility of starting a family. I'm marrying a girl. Who means more to me than kids. Or my career. Or even the Lambor-cuzzi, patent pending. So please, be nice to her.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [who is Canadian, to Barney] I'm sure it was your mother's cooking skills that made her so popular with Zed Zed Top.
- Barney Stinson: [about Robin's mother] She fits in a bathtub. That's good news. Unless... Oh, God, how big are Canadian bathtubs?