The Eric Andre Show (TV Series)

Lou Ferrigno/Downtown Julie Brown (2013)

Eric André: Eric André

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Quotes 

• Eric André : Excuse me. M-ma'am? Can you help me please for a second? I'm sorry. Miss?

  Woman : Uh-huh?

  Eric André : Hi. Have you seen my dog?

  Woman : Uh-huh.

  Eric André : Describe him to me!

  [Takes off his glasses to reveal no eyes] 

  Eric André : Describe him to me!

  Woman : Aah!

  [bleep] 

• Eric André : [Pukes]  How old is this coffee? I can't digest this shit. I'm lactose-intolerant. Did you get the abortion?

  [Pukes again] 

  Eric André : You didn't get the abortion? What am I paying you for?

• Eric André : Do you have a friendly car or one that talks?

  Harry : I don't trust something like that.

  Eric André : I'm ready to buy right now.

  Harry : Open that button.

  Eric André : I will not buy if you want me to get naked. I don't feel like that's approriate.

  Harry : I'm not saying naked.

  Eric André : You want to see my genitals? That's not okay.

  Harry : I don't trust like that. Open that button.

  Eric André : Do you have any skittles?