NCIS (TV Series)
Devil's Triad (2013)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : What the hell am I doing, Gibbs? I feel like I've been swallowed by a python, cut my way out, and then crawled back inside again.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sounds about right.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Your parents want you back.
Emily Fornell : They didn't want me back last night. I'm thirteen. They'd let me emigrate to Jupiter if I could get a ride.
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[Last lines]
Diane Sterling : We want your blessing.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : My what?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Your blessing. It's very important to Diane... and me, that we have your blessing.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Because it... it...
Diane Sterling : Because it... it... What is with the fifty questions? Do we have it or not?
[Gibbs looks quizzical. Phoof]
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Diane Sterling : Jethro, what the hell am I doing? I feel like I drove into a ditch, towed my car out, and then drove right back in again.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh God, please don't make me do this.
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Diane Sterling : What's with the attitude?
Eddie Macklin : I dunno. Maybe it's you were sleeping with your ex-husband while we were dating.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Hey... the man has a point.
Diane Sterling : Oh, you guys are buddies now?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, we're thinking of starting a club.
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Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Next time you take you earwig out of your ear, Bishop, I'm gonna use the staple gun.
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Diane Sterling : I told you he'd run.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Hey, hey hey, come on. We just came to say thank you.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You already said thank you.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : This time we brought liquor.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Then you're welcome.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Your turn: what the *hell* are you doing in our room?
Anthony DiNozzo : Well, we got a dead Marine. His cell phone got a call from this room just prior to his murder.
[Diane crosses the room to the champagne bucket and quickly pours herself a glass]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Well, that's impossible. We've been in this room since last night and I haven't used the phone.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, but I'm getting a feeling she has.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [growling] ... Diane?
Diane Sterling : [while chugging champagne] Mmm-hmm?
[to Gibbs]
Diane Sterling : Could I speak with you privately?
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : If you'd like to be shot.