- Phillip: Look, bitch. If you call this number one more time, I'm putting my foot so far up your ass...
- The Slasher: I'm going to kill you.
- Phillip: Jasper, this isn't the first time this happened. When I became frat father, they told me this story about ten years ago, that two boys were murdered on the back patio. Thank God they were the only two at the house at the time. They even closed this place down until about three years ago, until they turned it into a home for our fraternity.
- Jasper Robinson: Did they catch him?
- Phillip: They caught someone, but he never confessed.
- Anthony: Oh my God, we're going to die! What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck? Jasper, I'm too pretty to get stabbed!