Bones (TV Series)
The Dude in the Dam (2013)
Michaela Conlin: Angela Montenegro
Quotes
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : Angie
Angela Montenegro : Yeah?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Listen, I didn't want to upset you, you know, with the bot fly, but...
Angela Montenegro : You don't have to say anything, honey. I understand
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Really?
Angela Montenegro : No! No I do not! But I accept it. We're all a little crazy and your crazy just happens to come out in a bizarre and revolting way. I actually think it's kind a sweet that you want to give life to that thing
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Wow! I am the luckiest man in the world!
Angela Montenegro : Hm. You're not kidding!
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : A mosquito deposited an egg into the dermis of my neck. Dermatobia Hominis, it's a human bot fly. So the hot shower just made it swell up.
Angela Montenegro : You've been letting a fly grow in your neck for the last month?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Yeah
[giggles]
Dr. Jack Hodgins : . Angie, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for me, you know? I mean, serving as host for one of Mother Nature's miracles
Angela Montenegro : Okay, we're going to Cam right now and she is cutting that thing out of your neck!
Dr. Jack Hodgins : How many men can claim they have given birth?
Angela Montenegro : You're not actually comparing this to carrying a child, are you?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Well no, no! Of course not, but
[shows echo]
Dr. Jack Hodgins : you got to admit he's pretty cute! Right? And looking at my neck, I think he actually might come out soon
Angela Montenegro : You're insane!
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Angela Montenegro : My love for you is stronger than my gag reflex
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Really? Okay, thank you! Thank you! Alright, now, is it moving?
Angela Montenegro : Yeah, yeah! Oh God I really wish I could hang out in the waiting room smoking cigars with the other dads!