The Goldbergs (TV Series)

Muscles Mirsky (2014)

Wendi McLendon-Covey: Beverly Goldberg

Quotes 

• Erica Goldberg : You don't trust me, and I keep doing the wrong things that *make* you not trust me. When is this going to change?

  Beverly Goldberg : Probably never. My mom was the same way and I always swore I'd never be like her. And here I am doing the same things to you. But there's a bright side, one day you'll have a daughter too.

• Beverly Goldberg : [about Erica]  If she eats so much as one piece of crack, I will have failed as a mother.

  Murray Goldberg : You *usually* say that for dramatic purposes, but this time I agree.

• Murray Goldberg : I know what you're doing. You're trying to turn this around on me so I'll say we should go get Erica so you can look innocent. Not gonna work.

  Beverly Goldberg : Your daughter is at a college frat house wearing a sheet of thin bedding.

  Murray Goldberg : Holy

  [censored] 

  Murray Goldberg : let's go!