Jase just lost the love of his life through a text-breakup. His buddies, Chance and Trevor, take him thrift-shopping to get his mind off of things. While browsing, they stumble across a Buddha statue that they just can't pass up.
When they go to check out, two wacky 'gangsta' cashiers tell the trio that these kinds of statues are supposed to be able to grant wishes or bring good luck if you rub their bellies... or maybe it was if you rub their junk - they can't quite remember. Either way, they DO remember that some famous dude once said, 'When the Gods with to punish us, they answer our prayers... and shit.' This quote lays the foundation for the journey that Jase is about to embark upon.
After discovering the statue's wish-granting secrets, he plots revenge against his ex-girlfriend and the guy that stole her away. The problem is these 'wishes' are about to turn his life upside down in completely unimaginable ways!