Wrongly assuming from bad spying that Burt is buying her expensive jewelry fort their 25th anniversary, Virginia decides to treat him to his cowboy fantasy at Colt Palomino's dude ranch, alas actually rackety. He can't enjoy it anyway, as he actually has a secret doctor's appointment to have his intimate anatomy examined, arranged by Jimmy, who found out about pa's testicle lump, 'diagnosed from experience' by Barney, and caught all attempts to get out of it.
—KGF Vissers