- Wendy Beauchamp: Just another example of the Beauchamp women's notoriously crappy luck with men.
- Joanna Beauchamp: Hey! We don't all have crappy luck. I'm happy with Victor.
- Wendy Beauchamp: Yeah. After you fought nonstop for three centuries and were estranged for two.
- Dash Gardiner: Mr. Shane. Thanks for coming on such short notice. I don't think you've met my brother Killian.
- Mr. Shane: Your mother spoke very highly of you, Killian.
- Killian Gardiner: That's surprising to hear.
- Mr. Shane: Actually, I'm just being polite She rarely spoke of either of you.
- Isis: It hasn't exactly been a cakewalk on this side of the portal.
- Ivar: Hey. That's why you have your brother to see you through.
- [they kiss. Freya is taken aback]
- Freya Beauchamp: Oh. Whoa, wait, you guys are...
- Isis: Twins.
- Frederick Beauchamp: Like you.
- Freya Beauchamp: Oh no, not like us.
- Frederick Beauchamp: Yeah, okay, um, can you excuse us?
- [They Leave]
- Freya Beauchamp: Twincest? Seriously?
- Tommy: You're trying to get me drunk?
- Wendy Beauchamp: [laughs] No! I'm trying to get me drunk, and I'm hoping you're gonna come along for the ride.