Mom (TV Series)

Cotton Candy and Blended Fish (2013)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Violet : [in her room]  Dammit dammit dammit!

  Christy : What's that?

  Bonnie : She's 17 and pregnant, I'm surprised it's not happening all day.

• Marjorie : [Christy sneezes]  Oh dear, are you allergic to cats?

  Christy : [congested voice]  A little.

  Bonnie : Since when?

  Christy : [looks at her]  Since *birth*, Mom.

• Bonnie : Gummy double D's and a curly blonde wig, you could actually have a chance of getting laid, by a man!

  Marjorie : What are gummy bear breasts?

  Bonnie : The latest in plastic surgery. It's like memory foam, with nipples!

• Marjorie : I don't want anyone else to know about this.

  Christy : Why not?

  Marjorie : I don't want them feeling sorry for me because I'm sick.

  Bonnie : They don't, they feel sorry for you because you're a crazy cat lady!

• Bonnie : [sees Marjorie has a house full of cats]  Oh Marjorie, when did you lose your way?

• Bonnie : Hey look, Angelina Jolie's new breasts. Life gave her lemons, she turned them into grapefruits.

• Bonnie : So what's your plan for the baldness?

  Marjorie : They said that might not happen.

  Bonnie : Oh it's happening, you're gonna look like a thumb in a housecoat.

• Christy : [driving home from the bistro]  I can't believe that about Marjorie.

  Bonnie : I know. She doesn't look sick.

  Christy : Well, she did order soup, and that is the official dish of sick people.

  Bonnie : You think she's faking it?

  Christy : Who fakes having cancer?

  Bonnie : I did once. I was dating this guy and I didn't want to hurt his feelings. Two years later I run into him at a Costco and tried to pass it off as 'It's a miracle!'

  Christy : Who'd think that'd blow up in your face?

  Bonnie : I know, I never go to Costco!