Stan & Ollie (2018)
Steve Coogan: Stan Laurel
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Quotes
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Stan Laurel : I'm never getting married again. I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.
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Oliver Hardy : I'll miss us when we're gone.
Stan Laurel : So will you.
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[Stan and Oliver have reached the top of the station staircase. Stan has one large trunk in one hand]
Oliver Hardy : What time's our train?
Stan Laurel : 8.05.
Oliver Hardy : What time is it now?
Stan Laurel : Hold this.
[Ollie takes a small suitcase that Stan was holding in his other hand. The trunk slides all the way to the bottom of the staircase]
Oliver Hardy : Do we really need that trunk?
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Stan Laurel : [sees Tower Bridge] There it is, the Eiffel Tower.
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Stan Laurel : You know, when you watch our movies, nobody else in the stories knows us, and we don't know anybody either. It was just the two of us. All we had was each other.
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Oliver Hardy : I knew.
Stan Laurel : Well, why didn't you tell me you knew?
Oliver Hardy : I thought you already knew I knew.
Stan Laurel : How could I know that you knew I knew?
Oliver Hardy : What would my line be here?
Stan Laurel : Uhm, now I know you knew, but I thought you knew I knew, but you were pretending not to know I knew.
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Oliver Hardy : What are all these Romans doing here?
Stan Laurel : I don't know. Maybe there's a sale at the Forum.
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Oliver Hardy : Have you heard from Muffin?
Stan Laurel : Miffin.
Oliver Hardy : Miffin? Is that really his name?
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Stan Laurel : How about I just punch you right on the nose? I haven't done that for a long time.
Oliver Hardy : Can I poke you in the eye?
Stan Laurel : You could wring my neck.
Oliver Hardy : I think I'd rather poke you in the eye.
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Stan Laurel : You'll be fine, Babe. Just lay off the horses, and don't get married again.
Oliver Hardy : Oh, I didn't tell you. I proposed to Lucille.
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Hal Roach : What are you looking for, Stan?
Stan Laurel : I'm looking for a fair price for a Laurel & Hardy picture, and you know it. Our pictures sell all around the world and we haven't got a dime.
Hal Roach : That's because you keep getting divorced!
Stan Laurel : No, it's because you're a cheapskate who got rich off our backs.
Oliver Hardy : Come on now, Stan...
Stan Laurel : He is, he's a cheapskate, a skinflint and a - and a parvenu.
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Stan Laurel : You can't have Hardy without Laurel.
Hal Roach : That's what you think.
