The Sand (2015)

Jamie Kennedy: Beach Patrol Alex

Quotes 

• Beach Patrol Alex : Why's Fat Albert in the can?

• Beach Patrol Alex : This is worse than the woman with the horseshoe crab up her ass.

• Beach Patrol Alex : He's not my boyfriend! What are you? 12? Oh, I'm sorry, I was talking to the guy that you are shacking up with in a life guard stand. What do you call it now? Tender connections? What, did he poke you on Facebook?

• Beach Patrol Alex : It's pulling me... IT'S PULLING ME!