Archer (TV Series)
Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction (2014)
Chris Parnell: Cyril Figgis
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Quotes
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Cyril Figgis : Why are you so scared of crocodiles?
Sterling Archer : Gee, I don't know, Cyril. Maybe deep down, I'm afraid of any Apex Predator that lived through the KT Extinction.
Cyril Figgis : The...?
Sterling Archer : Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of cold-blooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves. And now we're surrounded, those snake eyes are watching from the shadows waiting for the night...
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Cyril Figgis : Hey, do you think those guys are Doctors Without Borders?
Sterling Archer : Yes, Cyril, I do. I bet those assault rifles shoot polio vaccine.