One could speculate about an interesting video being made at this "Mineshaft" location - a mine set that is good enough to host a Mainstream film shoot, but Digital Playground's favored boy wonder manages to bring home a stupid excuse for a porn show.
The sex scenes are arbitrary and uninvolving, one of the reasons that the craggy stone backdrop of the setting captures the eye more than the beautiful actresses on Mr. D's payroll. Story of a couple of slapstick escaped convicts on the lam (Erik Everhard and James Deen, competing for some porn equivalent of a Razzie award for over-acting) aided by some girl miners is ridiculous and unfunny.
Tommy Gunn is earnest at least as the stereotypical boss, giving the girls a hard time as they work like indentured servants at hard labor in the mines. They represent a different sort of convict group, and the idiotic story line frequently evaporates in favor of sweaty sex footage.
Among the big-name beauties like Ava Addams, bustily busting out of her skimpy costume, Maddy O'Reilly and another bosom-queen, Missy Martinez, is a newcomer who is quite fetching, Guiliana Alexis. Alas, this junker is the apex of her career so far, mired in mindless fetish videos and gonzo crap.
I recently watched another purported comedy made by Robby D., "Bridesmaids" and he hasn't a clue how to deliver anything remotely humorous. Watching Erik & James, especially Erik pulling faces, execute the simplest of slapstick routines is pure torture here.
The sex scenes are arbitrary and uninvolving, one of the reasons that the craggy stone backdrop of the setting captures the eye more than the beautiful actresses on Mr. D's payroll. Story of a couple of slapstick escaped convicts on the lam (Erik Everhard and James Deen, competing for some porn equivalent of a Razzie award for over-acting) aided by some girl miners is ridiculous and unfunny.
Tommy Gunn is earnest at least as the stereotypical boss, giving the girls a hard time as they work like indentured servants at hard labor in the mines. They represent a different sort of convict group, and the idiotic story line frequently evaporates in favor of sweaty sex footage.
Among the big-name beauties like Ava Addams, bustily busting out of her skimpy costume, Maddy O'Reilly and another bosom-queen, Missy Martinez, is a newcomer who is quite fetching, Guiliana Alexis. Alas, this junker is the apex of her career so far, mired in mindless fetish videos and gonzo crap.
I recently watched another purported comedy made by Robby D., "Bridesmaids" and he hasn't a clue how to deliver anything remotely humorous. Watching Erik & James, especially Erik pulling faces, execute the simplest of slapstick routines is pure torture here.