Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie (2014)
Frank Kelly: Justice Cannon
Quotes
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Maydo Archer : I don't know. We have to get in there.
Justice Cannon : Maybe if you disguise yourself.
Maydo Archer : Disguise?
Justice Cannon : Yeah. You could disguise yourself as a man.
Maydo Archer : [Looks at camera] No, Winnie, I'd never get away with it.
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Maydo Archer : It was in 841 AD when the Vikings first started trading in Dovelinn, or "black pool", from which, of course, Dublin gets its name.
P.R. Irwin : Justice, context is one thing, but 841 AD, seriously?
Justice Cannon : At least he didn't begin "In the beginning there was Heaven".
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Justice Cannon : Is there anyone in court who reads Braille?
Member of court : Don't fucking look at me
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Justice Cannon : Do we have all the parties here?
Tom Crews : Yes, I am the solicitor for the defendant, Tom Crews.
Maydo Archer : And, Justice, I am Senior Counsel.
Justice Cannon : Let me guess. Tom Hanks?
Maydo Archer : Mr Maydo Archer.
Justice Cannon : Mr Maydo Archer. I have not seen you in a courtroom for a very long time.
Maydo Archer : Indeed, Justice.
Justice Cannon : Do we still have that Tourette's thing?
Maydo Archer : Not nearly as much, Justice. And I do not anticipate it affecting this case.
Justice Cannon : Ah, well, welcome back.
Justice Cannon : Who have we here for the State?
Michael Gibney : Michael Gibney, solicitor, Justice. I... await Senior Counsel.
P.R. Irwin : Here, Justice.
Maydo Archer : Wank, wank.
Justice Cannon : What did you say, Mr Maydo Archer?
Agnes Brown : He said "wank, wank".
Maydo Archer : Nothing, Justice. Just clearing my throat.
Agnes Brown : A wank won't clear your throat, son.