Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Mazel Tina (2014)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Bob Belcher : [When Bob refuses to cater for Tammy's bat mitzvah]  No way.

  Tina Belcher : Dad, you have to!

  Bob Belcher : No, I don't, Tina. I... I don't like catering. You guys always wander off and leave me with all the work.

  Tina Belcher : Dad, this is the only way I get to go to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah!

  Bob Belcher : Tina, this isn't going to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah. It's working at it. Won't it be awkward for you with all your friends there as guests?

  Tina Belcher : You don't understand! This is my way in! She's having B-FOS from all around the world!

  [flops down on the seats] 

  Linda Belcher : [as she's comforting Tina]  All right, calm down. That's it. Get all the blood to your head. Let it flow.

  Bob Belcher : Does it really mean that much to you?

  Tina Belcher : [sits up with her face all red]  Yes! Look at my face!

  Bob Belcher : Oh, my God.

  Gene Belcher : Aah! One luftballon!

• Bob Belcher : Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

  Gene Belcher : If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.

  Bob Belcher : Gene?

  Gene Belcher : Yes.

  Bob Belcher : We need to stick together. I'm gonna grill and you're gonna plate.

  Gene Belcher : Dad, I never realized how soulful your eyes are.