Howard Morton: Dr. Hastings

Quotes 

• Dr. Hastings : Need I point out that you are not ambulatory?

  Loretta Haggers : Maybe not, but I am a baptized Christian.

• Dr. Hastings : Who is Dorelda Doremus?

  Charlie Haggers : You never heard of her? She's only the greatest preacher and evangelical healer this side of the Rockies is all.

  Loretta Haggers : Golden-voiced servant of the Lord. She's healed more sickies than you can throw a carload of crutches at.

  Dr. Hastings : Oh, she's one of those phony religious quacks.