The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Matrimonial Momentum (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts, but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

• Sheldon Cooper : We make everyone feel awkward. That's our thing.

• Mary Cooper : Don't send it back yet. Your sister's married and I'm not letting your brother give my grandmother's ring to that whore he's dating.

  Sheldon Cooper : Wasn't Mary Magdelene a woman of ill repute?

  Mary Cooper : When your idiot brother redeems mankind he can date whoever he wants.

• Sheldon Cooper : You know what, Amy? I don't understand. Are we broken up or not? It's like you can't make up your mind.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It's because you're not giving me any space to think.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, you should think fast because men can sire offspring their entire lives, but those eggs you're toting around have a sell-by date.

• Sheldon Cooper : [on Madame Curie]  She was kind of an honorary man. She had a penis made of science.

• Mary Cooper : You want to tell me what happened?

  Sheldon Cooper : Are you going to say it's all part of God's plan?

  Mary Cooper : Good chance.

  Sheldon Cooper : Then, no thank you.