Alien Vs. Zombies (2017)
Siena Tickle: Parker
Quotes
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Parker : So, you're like an alien or something?
Joe : Alien is a derogatory way of saying it. Imagine someone from your south being called a redneck or one of your African-Americans being called a...
Parker : Okay, I get it, sorry, then what are you?
Joe : I am an extraterrestrial life form, a very confused extraterrestrial life form.
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Parker : Why do you look human?
Joe : Why do you look Sednian?
Parker : Fair enough. You have great hair.
Joe : I know, but are you still sick like the last earthling?
Parker : I'm not sick and neither was that guy, he's dead.
Joe : Dead? Impossible.
Parker : Possible.
Joe : My books say differently, that the dead don't come back to life and they don't eat each other.
Parker : My books say you should be a little green man with a giant head and bug eyes.
Joe : You are a very offensive, little earthling.