DVD-R Hell (TV Series)
The Day the Clown Cried (2014)
Brad Jones: Braddie Broderick
Quotes
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Admiral Crackers : I think the two of you should share the scene together.
Braddie Broderick : It's not a gay porn, Admiral Crackers.
Admiral Crackers : The audience doesn't know! When you place the costume over the cavernous buttocks, the deep-sea caves of vagina can turn into the darkened canyons of Sid's asshole!
Sid Oculus : Hey, why am I the one wearing the costume?
Admiral Crackers : Remember those lonely nights in front of the fireplace, with nothing but a cucumber and a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Admiral Crackers remembers.