David Gobble: Sid Oculus

Quotes 

• Sid Oculus : Yeah, um, you know, we've, uh, we've spoofed a lot of the classics, you know, uh, not just "When a Stranger Calls." I mean, we've taken, uh, swipes at "Dundee II," "All about Steve," "Windtalkers." I know what you're saying: "These movies have been remade and lampooned to death." But not only can we spoof the spoofable, we can do it better than you. Na-na-a-boo-boo!

• Admiral Crackers : I think the two of you should share the scene together.

  Braddie Broderick : It's not a gay porn, Admiral Crackers.

  Admiral Crackers : The audience doesn't know! When you place the costume over the cavernous buttocks, the deep-sea caves of vagina can turn into the darkened canyons of Sid's asshole!

  Sid Oculus : Hey, why am I the one wearing the costume?

  Admiral Crackers : Remember those lonely nights in front of the fireplace, with nothing but a cucumber and a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? Admiral Crackers remembers.