- Joe McAlister: [to Melanie] Hey, this is kind of personal, but do you have probe marks?
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: Joe, please. Save your theories on intelligent life-forms of the universe for a TED talk.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: How am I suppose to compete with a girl he thinks is from a galaxy far, far, away?
- Dale 'Barbie' Barbara: Uh, I'm sure he's just trying to help.
- Norrie Calvert-Hill: Don't undermine my feelings of jealousy and abandonment.
- Sam Verdreaux: The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
- James 'Big Jim' Rennie: Oh, so you and Julia are gonna save the town, huh? How are you gonna feed the town when you run out of food?
- Sam Verdreaux: Not by killing them.
- James 'Big Jim' Rennie: Oh, yeah? That's easy for you to say. You never had the balls to make the tough decisions. When Pauline started losing her mind and killed herself, you just ran to the bottle. And now you're running off to Julia.
- Julia Shumway: Yeah, and you're running your mouth off, as usual.