You're Ugly Too (2015)

Aidan Gillen: Will

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• Will : You know I Iove you, don't you? I know I've never said anything about it, but... I mean, you know that, don't you?

  Stacey : Is that you or the beer talking?

  Will : Actually, that was me talking to the beer.

  [smiles] 

  Stacey : [amused]  Eejit!

• Will : Did you ever think that once you found out how babies are made that maybe everything goes downhill after that?

  Emilie : [chuckles] 

  Will : What? You know what I mean. That feeling you had when you were a kid. Just weightlessness, you know - it's gone forever.

• Emilie : There is an old Romanian saying - 'A cow between two bales of hay will go hungry'.

  Will : I don't think I understand.

  Emilie : If a cow is the same distance away from both bales of hay, it cannot make a rational decision to choose one over the other. So... it dies of hunger.

  Will : I still don't think I understand. Am I supposed to be the cow?

  Emilie : You're one of the bales of hay.

• [Last lines] 

  Will : I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Really.

  Stacey : Why do anything?

  Will : Well, something has to be done.

  Stacey : I'm perfect the way I am.

• Stacey : Where were you last night?

  Will : Out.

  Stacey : Out with who?

  Will : Just out with friends.

  Stacey : You don't have any friends.

• Stacey : There's a few grey hairs there that we'll have to get rid of.

  Will : You've got a big mouth.

  Stacey : I'd rather have a big mouth than be going grey.

• Emilie : So, you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but... they released you from prison to look after Stacey?

  Will : Yeah, they um... gave me something called temporary compassionate leave so I can look after her.

• Will : I think the cooker is broken.

  Stacey : What do you need it for?

  Will : To cook the salmon.

  Stacey : Wrap it in cling film and put it in the dishwasher.

• Will : Do you think I came down in the last shower, do ya?

  Stacey : Not with those wrinkles you didn't.